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 Post subject: here's a gag!
PostPosted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:17 am 
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A man goes into hospital day after day to visit his wife, who has been in a coma for quite some time now, and things don't look any better, she just lays there and shows no response to anything.
As he enters this morning. he se's a bunch of doctors and nurses standing around her.
What's happened? he asks....A doctor came over and told him that when a nurse washed her earlier this morning, she groaned a bit and wriggled.
"Amazing", said the nurse..."I've been washing her for months now, but never seen her move at all before this".
"Where were you washing when this happened?"...he asks,
I washed her private bits...she say's.
Just then two doctors approached the man...
"We have an idea which is a bit radical, but if you are prepared...this may just bring her out of her coma".
"O.K"....say's the husband, "I will try anythin...what do you want me to do?"

"Well, seeing as she wriggled and groaned when her pussy was stimulated.....perhaps a little oral sex will wake her up", said one of them.

"If you think that will do it, then I will give it a try"

So the doctors and nurses pulled the curtains and left the man alone.
After a short while one of the nurses came in to see how things were going.

"She's dead"...said the nurse!..."what happened?"

"After a couple of minutes of oral sex, she made these wierd gurgling noises, sort of coughed and spluttered and her head fell back down", He told her,

"Do you think she could have choked on it?"


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 4:04 pm 
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Ha ha ha :lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 4:19 pm 
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