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 Post subject: chuck norris.
PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:41 pm 

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thought i would start a chuck norris thread.
everyone loves chuck norris jokes. lol.

ill start off with a few. :)

-chuck norris can win a game of connect 4 in only 3 moves
-chuck norris is the only man able 2 speak brail.
-chuck norris once visited the virgin islands. they are now called the islands.
-if u see chuck norris having sex with a man its not because he is gay its because he has ran out of women.
-chuck norris is currently sueing myspace for using the copyright name of what he calls everything around you.
-chuck norris can believe its not butter.
-chuck norris is the only person able 2 slam a revolving door.


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 Post subject: Re: chuck norris.
PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:45 pm 
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chuck norris once shot down a plane by pointing his finger at it and saying "BANG".

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 Post subject: Re: chuck norris.
PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 8:04 pm 
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

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 Post subject: Re: chuck norris.
PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 8:20 pm 

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whats the last thing that passes thru a persons mind before chuck norris kills them.
his foot.


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 Post subject: Re: chuck norris.
PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 8:21 pm 
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

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 Post subject: Re: chuck norris.
PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 9:11 pm 
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold.....and Killed it!


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 Post subject: Re: chuck norris.
PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 10:07 pm 
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down

One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term, Jupiter.


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 Post subject: Re: chuck norris.
PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 11:03 pm 

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chuck norris smoked 15 packets of cigarettes a day for 2 yrs and contracted 7 different kinds of cancer. he then flexed for 30 minutes and killed off the cancer. take that lance armstrong.

this is gd so far ive heard 2 that i dont know. and i havnt had that in along time. lol


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 Post subject: Re: chuck norris.
PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 12:16 pm 
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chuck norris sleeps with every woman in the world once a month ... hence the bleeding

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